February 2010
61 posts
what's a non-awkward word for 'blowjob'?
paintedblind:
i’m writing a paper about Looking for Alaska for English, and God, this feels weird.
oral sex? head? blown? giving him the time with her mouth?
January 2010
180 posts
muah
Marian: I kiss girls all the time.
Me: Right.
Marian: Oh, you mean on the mouth.
crying so hard at this →
flypaperairplanes:
noahkai:
lasertits:
imajar:
abbikazam:
(via yeahsowhat)
OH MY FUCKING GOD NATALIA
This was the highlight of my night.
omg everything about this
BILL COSBY MAKES FOR COMEDY GOLD
aslfjaslfdsd
Sweet, sweet pure Bill Cosby comedy.
A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers...
fuckyeahmath:
Each of the mathematicians had a ticket, but only one of the engineers did. The mathematicians were snickering about this when one of the engineers returned to the car and shouted, “Conductor’s coming!”
All of the engineers hurried back and crammed into a restroom, and when the conductor came by, he knocked on the door
and said,”Ticket please.” The engineer with the ticket...
hey tumblr let's stop all the anne frank jokes
zaloncommalily:
kthxbai
no u
tylertragedy:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much.
Watchfuckyeahlost:
thedailywhat:
Spoil Yourself of the Day: DarkUFO has just posted a video containing the first 4 minutes and 12 seconds of the first episode of the final season of Lost.
I’m not watching, but you’re a big boy/girl and should be allowed to make this decision for yourself.
Happy spoiling!
[darkufo.]
!!!!!!!!!!!!
The time has come. Are you going to watch or are you going to...
Zombie cats in Evanston
badoh:
EVANSTON, Ill. (STMW/WBBM) — Cat owners are being warned to keep their pets indoors as animal control officers capture and euthanize a large feral cat colony found on the property of a deceased woman in north suburban Evanston. On Sunday, Evanston police conducted a death investigation in the 1900 block of Grant Street, which determined the resident of the home had died of natural causes,...
ordinary sibling conversation
Me: why are you using two computers at the same time?
Sander: because I like to party.
It's time to go to bed now
badoh:
Even though there are a slew of wrong people on the internet to argue with. I guess I can take comfort—well, not really—that they’ll still be there tomorrow.
I love arguing with people on the internet
MY LIFE
IS AWKWARD
because of you, tumblr, i am as usual behind on my...
daresay:
i hope you feel guilty.
I’m in this situation right now. I’m just two hours ahead you
critical thinking like yeah
daresay:
what is the one thing meatloaf won’t do for love?
this should be a college admission essay
REBLOG IF you know the difference between "There",...
daresay:
yerawizardharry:
understandingmyself:
(via idothattoo)
i don’t. sorry, world. don’t shoot me.
/me shoots cj
Homosexuals should fucking die
yerawizardharry:
perfecting-failure:
kimmychau:
krisiebear:
I guess none of you get it. To a lot of us against gay marriage, it’s not about who loves who. I would love for them to be together if that is what they really want. Thing is MARRIAGE is something anounced before GOD. Obviously God is not in your heart if you’re gay but you should still respect those who DO have him in their...
omg what idk
Olivia: freddy and carly just kissed on icarly omg~
Lucas: I thought freddy was going after the other girl now?
Lucas: or something
rawrgrrrmeow: whattttt
missalation: what olivia?!!
missalation: omgggggggg
Marian: lol that show in relation to my life
Olivia: haven't you heard!?
emily: omg whatttt
Olivia: i think they're together
Olivia: idk i have to watch the rest of the episode
rawrgrrrmeow: what what
emily: lmao i ship sam/freddie
missalation: that is so weirddd
Olivia: i ship carly/freddy so hard
missalation: me too emily
Olivia: oh my god you guys
Lucas: I don't watch the show
emily: ?
Olivia: are we actually conversing about this?
Lucas: yes
missalation: i like sam/freddie
Marian: .........i am dead
Chatroulette is terrifying
fellatioh:
SO MANY DICKS
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